Contest

This is too good to pass up. I'm giving away a prize to the first person who can decipher Witness #2's (the female) testimony in comments. I'm so proud to live here.

For men: A brand spankin' new Hard cover copy of the book, Sex: How To Do Everything By Em & Lo. It's a wonderfully detailed book and literally has everything in it. It's so good, in fact, that my husband begged to keep it. Sorry, babe. (I said, "spanking" and "hard". Heh)

For women: A Prize Pack with stuff from people who want us to look 28 when we're 50. How can you argue with that?

Ready, set, GO!